What You Can Get For a Penny.

Ever wonder what you can get on eBay for a penny? Well, I'm here to answer that question.

For one cent, I received:

A rookie phenom from '87,

A free agent bust from Halo Heaven,

An aging lefty who could share clothes with Mo,

A stressed out Chuck with gold chain hanging low,

A happy Vladdy on an imitation card from 1961 Post,

A Diamond King who'd make a good bah mitzvah host,

A right handed pitcher who threw from the side,

A baseball legend with a mustache quite wide,

A Sojo leaping with a Canseco sliding,

A prospect beaming, but eventually in hiding,

A 3 dimensional Edmonds coming right at you,

A one handed pitcher, there's nothing he can't do,

A card of a player from the Sun City Rays,

A card that proves he once saw better days,

A moment in time before they collide,

A creepy grin, kids should hide,

A Most Valuable Player, during his Halo days,

A hero who has left me in a spring daze,

A fan favorite running with only a hat,

A future Rockie breaking his bat,

A picture of Ersty with a dirty knee,

A picture of Ersty in HD,

A man running so fast he's losing his helmet,

A chest so hairy his shirt barely does fit,

A sweet Bobby Grich from '82,

A man with four eyes, not a mere 2.

A man with 4 children, they make up a pack,

Another 200 all in this stack.

Go Halos!